Merry Fucking Christmas aka The Panty Remover

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Alright kids, it’s that time of year again. You guessed it, Christmas is back, and y’all know what that means. Snow is already starting to dust the ground and the faint tinkle of caroling voices can almost be heard in the distance. Last year, during the holidays, I was feeling the heat something fierce. Having quit my job a few months previous, I was dead broke and feeling completely disconnected from all the holiday cheer. After the yule-tide rush had passed me by, I made a firm decision to never be caught in the same situation again. Miserly or not, I’ve no intention of forming myself into some kind of modern day scrooge, humbugging his way through December and bringing down the spirits of all those in his orbit. So this year, I hatched a salacious scheme to ensure a certain level of cash-flow for the holiday season. Little did I know, how important, or lucrative this scheme would turn out to be.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 11:32pm on Monday, December 14, 2009

Merry Fucking Christmas aka Unemployed in Vancouver

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It’s December and the Christmas lights are coming out all over the city. Frankly… it’s disgusting. Windows, doorframes, and normally inauspicious store awnings are awash with that flickering, festive bullshit. And if the lights aren’t enough to drive you crazy those same stores insist on playing mindless holiday music that invariably spills out unto the sidewalks which I have to use on a daily basis. When you add the constant barrage of Christmas inspired advertising that greets you on every television channel and roadside billboard to this equation, well, it all becomes too much to handle for this humble blogger.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 7:47pm on Thursday, December 11, 2008