5 Tips to Lying Through Your Teeth

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We all do it, but few of us will admit to doing it unless we’re caught. There are many ways it can be done. There are small lies, big lies, white lies and tall tales. There are those we give quietly and those again that we shout and proclaim with great fervor. We lie to ourselves, we lie to those close to us, and we even lie to strangers.  But why do we do it? What compels otherwise trustworthy, honest individuals to bend and break the truth with impunity?

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 7:35pm on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

2009: The Year of the Girlfriend

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Listen up kids, the Gunslingrrr is back. I realize it’s been over a month since I threw up some words to live by and I know y’all have been missing me something fierce (y’all? really?).  But I’m here now, sitting at the keyboard, ready to get down to business. Gawd. I loathe the process but I love the groupies. Writing has always been a means to an end for me. In school it brought me grades. Now, hopefully, it’ll bring me pussy. I know, I know.. since when do writers get laid, especially lazy-ass blog-writers. Hank Moody excluded of course, that guy is a sexual dynamo. But what you don’t realize is that I’ve got a secret weapon. I “write” for THEmotherfuckingFUTURISTS.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 2:40pm on Saturday, February 7, 2009