5 Tips to Lying Through Your Teeth

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We all do it, but few of us will admit to doing it unless we’re caught. There are many ways it can be done. There are small lies, big lies, white lies and tall tales. There are those we give quietly and those again that we shout and proclaim with great fervor. We lie to ourselves, we lie to those close to us, and we even lie to strangers.  But why do we do it? What compels otherwise trustworthy, honest individuals to bend and break the truth with impunity?

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 7:35pm on Wednesday, March 3, 2010

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This is the coolest thing ever!

If you have a website or a blog or anything webrelated_ have you ever wondered what it would sound like?

well now you can!_ with this super radical code organ you can make your websites code turn into sound!

this is what the futurists website sounds like!

theFuturists on Code Organ (click here)

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what does your website sound like?

share your sound with us on twitter!

@thefuturists

Posted by Tron at 2:53am on Sunday, February 21, 2010

5 Tips for Dating an Actor

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The dating game can be hard; I mean we’re all so very different aren’t we? No matter how many relationships you’ve had in the past, you’re never prepared for what comes next. Most of all, a successful relationship requires a lot of work from both sides, and any imbalance (perceived or deliberate) can mean an end to the fun before you’ve even gotten started.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 6:33pm on Thursday, February 18, 2010

Just Friends

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Here is some crappy story I wrote three or four years ago for a creative writing workshop, which I found on my computer recently. The class was focused on non-fiction, so it’s really more of a personal narrative than anything else. It’s pretty dumb, and won’t make sense to anyone, but I’m quite bored and it’s about time I posted something on here. So here it is, completely unedited. Enjoy, or don’t.. I’m quite sure I don’t mind either way.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 5:21pm on Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Sunday night_ Good Life

Just wanted to let people know, who don’t have to work or go to school on Monday that you are invited to a sweet party hosted at the Modern night club _ Its called The Good life (click here)_ for guest list shoot an email to goodlifelist@gmail.com_

Also i will be the photographer too_ look out for my new glasses_ apparently i look totes different (totes is not a word i normally use_ but since I’ve even heard the news say it i thought I’d use it)

yours truly, tron

Posted by Tron at 1:15am on Sunday, February 14, 2010

Merry Fucking Christmas aka The Panty Remover

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Alright kids, it’s that time of year again. You guessed it, Christmas is back, and y’all know what that means. Snow is already starting to dust the ground and the faint tinkle of caroling voices can almost be heard in the distance. Last year, during the holidays, I was feeling the heat something fierce. Having quit my job a few months previous, I was dead broke and feeling completely disconnected from all the holiday cheer. After the yule-tide rush had passed me by, I made a firm decision to never be caught in the same situation again. Miserly or not, I’ve no intention of forming myself into some kind of modern day scrooge, humbugging his way through December and bringing down the spirits of all those in his orbit. So this year, I hatched a salacious scheme to ensure a certain level of cash-flow for the holiday season. Little did I know, how important, or lucrative this scheme would turn out to be.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 11:32pm on Monday, December 14, 2009

The Vinyl Review II

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Alright, so this week, with the second installment of The Vinyl Review, we’re going to cut straight to the point. This is how it works. On a semi-regular basis we’ll be reviewing two albums from theFUTURISTS.ca vinyl collection. And showing y’all some half-naked Vancouverites wearing nothing but a couple of vinyl covers and their smiles. Working within this framework we hope to inform you on an eclectic cross-section of new music that you may or may not have heard, as well as hyping some of the artists that are mainstays on our futurists playlist. This week we’ll be looking at the sophomore efforts of two relatively fresh bands: Fuck Buttons & Health.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 6:15pm on Sunday, November 29, 2009

King Khan + BBQ – Live at The Red Room

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How do you spell Rock n’ Roll? After this concert on Monday night I think we gotta start spelling it K-I-N-G-K-H-A-N-&-B-B-Q-S-H-O-W. The dynamic duo from Montreal stormed the stage at Red Room with a minimalistic fervor unmatched since the early days of punk rock. Watching them prance around the stage in ridiculous drag and an acid trippin’ genie outfit, one couldn’t help but feel as if they were witnessing something special. A band like this doesn’t come around very often. If you missed it, don’t worry, we got your ass covered. Above, you’ll find their amazing finale “Baby, Why Don’t You Lie” and after the jump we got another video for you “Tastebuds” plus some crazy-ass photos from the show. (more…)

Posted by swashbuckle at 9:08pm on Thursday, November 26, 2009

The Vinyl Review

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Up at the futurists HQ, we recently had a debate about nostalgia and how it pertains to the resurgence of vinyl audio recordings in our modern society. Just so happens that we have quite the formidable record collection up here, which we add to whenever we have some spare bucks. But why are we amassing this army of vinyl? A friend of the futurists was contesting that vinyl recordings are a harbinger of “cool” that elevates the status of the owner through some warped idea of nostalgic preference. He defined nostalgia as a false aspiration that is blind to the truth of whatever time-frame it harkens back to. His argument hinged on the simple fact that nostalgia seems to evoke only the best and most memorable parts of a certain era, rather than the experienced reality. I can’t disagree with this statement but I must contest that although nostalgia represents an amalgamation of “the fondest memories”, it never claims to be anything but; simply put, the very definition of the word invites wistful remembrance and sentimentality. (more…)

Posted by gunslingrrr at 10:30pm on Monday, November 16, 2009

Restaurant Review: Helen’s Grill

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A veritable futurists favorite, you can find Helen’s Grill on the south-east corner of Main st. and King Edward ave. If you’ve never been there, you’re missing out on one of Vancouver’s greasiest spoons. A retro diner time-warp experience complete with table-side jukeboxes and framed newsprint cut-outs, Helen’s offers up the usual fare when it comes to food, but an intangible quality sets it apart from other notable east-side eateries.

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Posted by gunslingrrr at 4:26pm on Sunday, November 15, 2009